<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8596225419281992733</id><updated>2009-08-24T14:19:27.623-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Andrew Christopher Maxwell</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8596225419281992733/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Andrew Maxwell</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' 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You have to stop and think:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The population in 2006 was 19,306,183&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;6.5% of New York's population were under 5 years of age, 24.7% under 18, and 12.9% were 65 or older. Females made up 51.8% of the population.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;If there is 19 million people in New York, then 4.75 Million people have the herpes virus... And this is only the stats for one state.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out a full article here: http://wcbstv.com/local/herpes.new.york.2.743868.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8596225419281992733-3756318461374742702?l=andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/feeds/3756318461374742702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8596225419281992733&amp;postID=3756318461374742702' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8596225419281992733/posts/default/3756318461374742702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8596225419281992733/posts/default/3756318461374742702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/2008/06/dont-be-fool-wrap-your-tool-1-in-4-new.html' title='Don&apos;t be a Fool, Wrap your Tool: 1 in 4 New Yorkers have herpes'/><author><name>Andrew Maxwell</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04131078626533875740'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8596225419281992733.post-4976937670780914204</id><published>2008-06-09T08:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T08:21:44.339-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Green Energy computer parts</title><content type='html'>In a efforts to save energy Western Digital has created a new product line called "GreenPower Hard Drives". These GreenPower Hard drives save an average of 4-5 watts over competitors' drives while maintaining solid performance. To find out more check out the link below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://westerndigital.com/en/products/greenpower/index.asp"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://westerndigital.com/en/products/greenpower/index.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8596225419281992733-4976937670780914204?l=andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/feeds/4976937670780914204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8596225419281992733&amp;postID=4976937670780914204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8596225419281992733/posts/default/4976937670780914204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8596225419281992733/posts/default/4976937670780914204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://andrewchristophermaxwell.blogspot.com/2008/06/green-energy-computer-parts.html' title='Green Energy computer parts'/><author><name>Andrew Maxwell</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04131078626533875740'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>